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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at 'Back To The Future' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 26 Feb 2015
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What motivates the brutal terrorist group to commit its atrocities and how does it use technology to spread fear worldwide? The Onion explains the horrifying spread of ISIS.
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- published: 24 Aug 2015
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- published: 06 Feb 2015
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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Jurassic World’ in this week’s Film Standard.
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- published: 12 Jun 2015
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Defensive driving instructor Danny Preston says the best way to avoid conflict on the road is to execute long-term psychological torment on aggressive drivers.
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- published: 04 Feb 2015
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The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' in this week's Film Standard.
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- published: 12 Feb 2015
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The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay...
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How did this brutal ideological conflict begin, and will there ever be peace in the region? The Onion explains the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
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- published: 20 Aug 2015
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- published: 13 May 2013
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Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.
- published: 18 May 2011
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- author: The Onion
The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 400,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old. Since 2007, the organization has been publishing satirical news audios and videos online, as the "Onion News Network". Web traffic on theonion.com amounts to some 7.5 million unique visitors per month.
The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and fictional. It parodies such traditional newspaper features as editorials, man-on-the-street interviews, and stock quotes on a traditional newspaper layout with an AP-style editorial voice. Much of its humor depends on presenting everyday events as newsworthy and by playing on commonly used phrases, as in the headline "Drugs Win Drug War."
A second part of the newspaper is a non-satirical entertainment section called The A.V. Club that features interviews and reviews of various newly released media, as well as other weekly features. The print edition also contains restaurant reviews and previews of upcoming live entertainment specific to cities where a print edition is published. The online incarnation of The A.V. Club has its own domain, includes its own regular features, A.V. Club blogs and reader forums, and presents itself as a separate entity from The Onion itself.
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The onion (Allium cepa), which is also known as the bulb onion,common onion and garden onion,[citation needed] is the most widely cultivated species of the genus Allium. The genus Allium also contains a number of other species variously referred to as onions and cultivated for food, such as the Japanese bunching onion (A. fistulosum), Egyptian onion (A. ×proliferum), and Canada onion (A. canadense). The name "wild onion" is applied to a number of Allium species.
The vast majority of cultivars of A. cepa belong to the "common onion group" (A. cepa var. cepa) and are usually referred to simply as "onions". The Aggregatum Group of cultivars (A. cepa var. aggregatum) includes both shallots and potato onions.
Allium cepa is known exclusively in cultivation, but related wild species occur in Central Asia. The most closely related species include Allium vavilovii (Popov & Vved.) and Allium asarense (R.M. Fritsch & Matin) from Iran. However, Zohary and Hopf warn that "there are doubts whether the A. vavilovii collections tested represent genuine wild material or only feral derivatives of the crop."
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Actors: Adamo Macri (producer), Adamo Macri (writer), Adamo Macri (director), Steevens Bergero (actor), Indios Eletronicos (composer),
Plot: In 1946 film critic Nino Frank first applied the term "film noir" to some of the films Hollywood was producing during the period. Discussions of noir often center on visual and specifically cinematic elements such as chiaroscuro, extreme camera angles and expressionist distortion. Both literary and cinematic noir are defined by the shifting roles of the protagonist, the ill-fated relationship between the protagonist and society, generating the themes of alienation and entrapment. In Adamo Macri's video piece "One Onion Canon", he attributes the idea of noir as a filmic mise en scène approach to portraiture.
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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
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Onion Explains: The Terrifying Growth Of ISIS
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Parenting Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Raise Your Own Goddamn Kids
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The Onion Reviews 'Jurassic World’
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How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
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The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
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Onion Explains: The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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Onion Explains: The Rise Of China
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The Onion Reviews 'Avengers: Age Of Ultron'
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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Sound Of Music'
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Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea
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Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend
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The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Goonies’
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
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Nigeria's Boko Haram kills 49 in suicide bombings
Edit Palm Beach Post 18 Nov 2015photo: Creative Commons
France warns of chemical attacks by Islamic State, as Belgium launches terror raids
Edit South China Morning Post 19 Nov 2015
Prime Minister Manuel Valls warned on Thursday of the danger of an attack in France using “chemical or biological weapons”, in a speech to lawmakers debating the extension of a state of emergency ... “There is also the risk from chemical or biological weapons,” he added ... Valls also called on the European Union (EU) to urgently adopt measures to share airline passenger information. “More than ever, it’s time for Europe to adopt the text......
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Paris attacks 'mastermind' Abdelhamid Abaaoud 'killed' during raid on flat in French capital
Edit The Independent 18 Nov 2015photo: AP / Francois Mori
ISIS is self-destructive, for a scary reason
Edit CNN 18 Nov 2015
(CNN)At first glance, the actions of the self-described Islamic State seem more than a little baffling. Even when viewed through the logic of a terrorist organization, they appear self-destructive ... They seem determined to stir fury in democratic countries and create support for a grand international coalition, stoking the public's determination to back military action to destroy the terrorist group....
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France just dispatched the largest aircraft carrier in the EU to help fight ISIS
Edit Business Insider 18 Nov 2015
The Charles de Gaulle — roughly the length of three football fields — left for the Middle East on Wednesday ... the region....
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The Onion Predicted The Rise Of The Islamic State In 2003
Edit Huffington Post 16 Nov 2015
WASHINGTON -- In March 2003, soon after the U.S. invaded Iraq, a news outlet predicted the war would be a colossal disaster that ultimately destabilized the Middle East and fueled the rise of anti-Western forces willing to die for a fundamentalist cause. That outlet was The Onion. And the satirical news site nailed it ... bombs in the coming weeks are all grown up ... Read the full Onion article here....
The Onion got it freakishly right in 2003 on the Iraq war
Edit Business Insider 16 Nov 2015
After the horrific attacks in Paris this past Friday, it’s more than a little jarring to read a 2003 story from satire site The Onion about what would happen following the invasion of Iraq ... The Onion’s predictions were spot on ... As French President Francois Hollande ramps up airstrikes in Syria, the Onion story has never been more important. Read the whole thing at The Onion >>....
Laughter, lessons punctuate The Onion founder’s campus visit (University of Missouri - Saint Louis)
Edit Public Technologies 16 Nov 2015
Scott Dikkers, founder of The Onion, followed up his Nov ... Dikkers' description of the motley and vastly underpaid crew of misfits who helped fill The Onion's pages during its early years in Madison, Wis., drew some of the loudest laughter from the audience ... such high-profile complaints have become less frequent as The Onion has grown in popularity....
The Onion Reaches Everyone In The Universe With Facebook Anthology Partnership
Edit PR Newswire 13 Nov 2015
"The combination of ... is a Chicago-based digital media company composed of America's Finest News Source, The Onion; pop-culture sister publication, The A.V ... Founded in 1988, The Onion has become America's most recognizable and prominent source of comedy, with daily coverage of politics, technology, sports, business, entertainment and more....
PIEHOLE And The Onion Make Your Thanksgiving Tolerable
Edit PR Newswire 10 Nov 2015
Beginning November 9, PIEHOLE Whiskey will bring its sweet, but not too sweet flavor to The Onion as the official sponsor for all Thanksgiving-related content. ... "PIEHOLE is excited about partnering with The Onion, and we look forward to helping The Onion's readers celebrate the holiday season," said Kristin Markovich, senior manager of innovation at Diageo....
‘The Onion' Founder Scott Dikkers Channels George W. Bush In New Book
Edit Palm Beach Daily News 07 Nov 2015
Scott Dikkers discusses his new book ... ....
YUP! Hires The Onion To Do Nothing
Edit PR Newswire 27 Oct 2015
is a Chicago-based digital media company composed of America's Finest News Source, The Onion; pop-culture sister publication, The A.V ... Founded in 1988, The Onion has become America's most recognizable and prominent source of comedy, with daily coverage of politics, technology, sports, business, entertainment and more. The Onion, The A.V ... SOURCE The Onion....
10 times The Onion skewered Baltimore
Edit Baltimore Sun 15 Oct 2015
As Baltimore Sun staff writer Frederick N. Rasmussen bemoaned in a 2007 column, "Baltimore has been taking knocks for years from reporters -- mainly sportswriters -- who drop out of the sky for a day or two, cover a game and then move on after making sweeping generalizations about life here.". The... ....
Episode 657: The Tale Of The Onion King
Edit National Public Radio 15 Oct 2015
Lots of onions ... Lots of onions ... Vince Kosuga was an onion farmer back in the 1930s ... Today on the show, how Kosuga made millions on the greatest onion trade the world had ever seen. We tell you about a scheme to corner the market that got so out of hand that it eventually caused the Chicago River to flow not just with water but with America's onions. Onion farming hasn't been the same since ... The Tale Of The Onion King ... The Signature....
What Do Batman and The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Have in Common? Censorship, the ...
Edit Public Technologies 09 Oct 2015
This week is Banned Books Week in America, and you probably think you know what to expect from the conversation - censorship in totalitarian regimes, religious objection to homosexual content in schools, controversy over sexually explicit literature in public libraries ... Simple Physics Acupressure for Emotional Healing Arizona Wildlife Views The Onion Book of Known Knowledge Merck Manual of Medical Information....
(VIDEO) Native Advertising Powering Profitability for The Onion...along with Donald Trump
Edit Huffington Post 06 Oct 2015'The Onion' mocks Baltimore in Hurricane Joaquin story
Edit Baltimore Sun 03 Oct 2015
Ouch -- that hurts. The parody news site "The Onion" mocks Baltimore in an article in the Oct. 2 edition headlined. "Baltimore Preparing for Hurricane Joaquin By Adding Second Layer of Plywood to Shuttered Small Businesses.". The tongue-in-cheek article riffs on the boarded-up storefronts that... ....
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